"No band will tell me what to do."

"If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal."

Alice Cooper, quoted in the Edmonton Sun, August 20, 2004.

The Coop, telling it like it is. Further confirmation is provided by this hilarious post from Instapundit, chronicling the Bush-hating antics of the poster boys for 90's faux punk mediocrity, Greenday. As Mr. Reynolds so aptly puts it:

Johnny Ramone crapped bigger than these guys, and everybody knows it.