The Truth About Aragorn

Michael Moore's latest blockbuster blows the lid off the jingoistic hackwork of J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson to reveal the true history of the so-called "War of the Ring". It's all here, from Gandalf, Elrond and the rest of the rapacious corporate interests behind the dimwitted puppet Aragorn, to the brutal imperialist war of aggression against the sovereign nation of Mordor. Watch it now, if you think you can handle the truth:

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